Anne Kansiime is a comedian, and she wants you to know that she has to joke about Desire's private parts before anyone else does.
Apparently, she says Desire's nude photos leaked in phase.
First, it was the breasts, then the hips, and before we could get enough of the hips, we saw the tatoo, and then the entire apparatus was assembled.
Don't judge. Do you know how hard it is? Me, I feel bad for Desire, but am a comedian. How can I not joke about this? Imagine, this week passes and I don't joke about it, next week it won't be funny. I have to start it now.
It's bad, by the way, am feeling bad. Do you know being there and you don't have private parts? Ehhh ... Nga, they're all there. They're managed by KCCA. Nga, they're there.
See Desire was too much. When the breast was still leaking, the hips leaked. When the hips were still leaking, we saw the tatoo. When the tatoo came, apparatus all assembled.
As in, just when you think you have seen enough, they're giving you a little bit of more.
She also thinks it was a conspiracy by the gov't which realised Ugandans wanted to follow Amama Mbabazi, so, they leaked Desire's nude photos to channel the country's attention to her private parts ... which are no longer private because they're managed by KCCA.
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