The modern Uganda backed by a high level of technology, social media, high speed internet and an open minded generation, one can be popular by just not having any special talent or skill.
Get the cheap publicity first and all the rest shall be added unto thee. The formula is however very simple and easy, apply any of the below strategies and you will strike gold.
Below are 14 simple ways and means one can be popular in Uganda now.
1. Get your sex tape/Nudes leaked, be it intentional or accidental.
2. Threaten to sue or be sued by somebody. Make sure he/she is a very big person
3. Vanish for about 3 months and release songs and videos of yourself, make sure you are not really drowned or dead.
4. Pose with or release a video of you and 3 bare breasted girls or if an aspiring musician, take beautiful naked girls on stage. But give them a mask
5. Fake or get a fake story about you getting a deadly disease none other than Ebola, but make sure you get various platforms to debunk the rumors or else you will just be popular with no cash.
6. Declare that you are Gay on any social media or any platform unless you are really gay, let people know you did that to support gay rights.
7. Diss the president about the state of the economy, but later call the government’s people and apologize in secret.
8. Go to a party or any event panty less, make sure you have a car though.
9. Bleach your skin until you turn close to white and blame it on excessive intake of milk or cocoa butter, but know that you are never getting back to black. You cant “unbleach”.
10. The best things in life are free so copy any foreign artists’ swag, make it yours and you will be relevant.
11. Maybe you can try dating a popular actor, musician or celebrity in general and you will stay in the news. How and where do you find and charm them? see Guvnor Ace
12. Chip Illuminati signs in your videos and songs and deny claims that you are Illuminati but pray nothing spiritual appears in the night at your room to whip you.
13. If you are heavily endowed at the back and front, then let us see it, analyze and weigh it, you might host the next Music Awards or MTN Hit maker or a late night talk show.
14. If all the above doesn’t work, you can always try comedy, Don’t give up just yet.
