Hello oglers! It's me again ... alongside flat-chested Sheilah Gashumba's ultra-small itty bitty titties in a bra in Dubai celebrating her birthday -- for a whole week -- and we don't care how small our little fun-bags look in a bikini because, well, we don't care.

My colleagues, a den of the most ornery and contrarian front-running troll motherf--kers in the history of the world wide web, have always had reservations about Sheilah and her apparent small rack they very often than not characterize as mosquito bites on her chest. Yeah, these annoying idiots also say Sheilah is the founding member of the Itty Bitty Titty Comittiy in Ugandan showbiz. How kind, motherf--kers!

Anyway, for those of us that don't judge a woman's beauty by her chest, let's enjoy watching Sheilah ride her mosquito-bitten chest around on a quad bike.