When your on either weed or alcohol there those things that feel cool when you do them but are actually sh**t to a sober mind and that’s what your about to find out.
Flirting back with that guy you've only seen in the dark under strobe lights.
All of a sudden you go outside to where there is brighter street light and you're ju— "Becky! RUN!"
Taking off your shoes.
What's tetanus? Not something that happens to a drunk person, that's for sure!
Doing a sexy dance.
You're so fancy. You already knoooow. You're in the fast lane — to getting hit on by someone disgusting.
Standing on a booth.
You gotta show off your sexXxy dancing and take ***FLAWLESS duckface group selfies but you're thisclose to getting in a drunk fight with the girl in a cowl neck dress next to you who came with a group of girls who, right here, right now, are obviously your ARCH RIVALS.
Standing on the bar.
Or anything that is not the floor or ground. Because 1. falling and 2. you'd never want this much attention for standing on not-the-ground if you were sober.
Kissing people whose names you don't know.
You: "I just made out with that guy!" Your less drunk friend: *makes face* "And it's time to go!"
Having your bra show a LOT.
You're Rihanna right now! She'd have her nipples out! Free the nipple! Free all the nipples!
