Uganda is in a frenzy! Flamboyant media personality Frank Gashumba, 51, has sent shockwaves across social media by getting engaged to a woman barely half his age – 26-year-old Malaika Mutoni!
Critics SLAM Him! But Gashumba SNARLS Back!
The age gap has sparked outrage, with netizens slamming Gashumba for courting someone "too young." But true to form, the motor-mouthed pundit isn't taking it lying down! He's fired back in a furious defense that's got everyone talking.
"Did you want me to marry Nandujja or Namirembe Bitamazire?!" Gashumba snarled, mocking his critics by referencing much older women in Ugandan society. He didn't stop there, dismissing claims of inappropriateness with a blunt: "Is she underage?!"
"Most of You Are FAILURES!" Frank RAGES!
Gashumba went on a rampage, calling out his attackers. "Most people attacking Malaika are failures!" he ranted. He even sensationally revealed he could've picked a partner from Kampala's swanky areas like Kololo, but instead found his "precious" love in Sembabule! "Do you know what that means? It means precious things are hidden," he declared mysteriously.
"I Made The BEST Choice!" He Declares!
Despite the online storm, Gashumba remains defiant. "I’m not moved by social media noise. I know I made the best choice," he affirmed, seemingly unfazed by the public outcry.
He even dished on the cultural aspect, revealing he followed Banyarwanda tradition, paying a hefty 12 cows and Shs 6 million cash for his young bride!
SECRET ROMANCE! She'll Be LOW-KEY!
Turns out, this wasn't a whirlwind romance! Gashumba confessed he and Malaika have been together for ages, attending events unnoticed. And don't expect to see much of Mrs. Gashumba! "I prefer my wife to be low-key. She can’t handle social media bullies—I can," he stated, comparing her future profile to that of First Lady Janet Museveni.
"You got to know her because of the news, but beyond that, she will keep a low profile," he concluded. Is this the end of the drama, or just the beginning?