"Some Memories are realities and are better than anything that can ever happen to someone again"
Forgive me for sounding like Ngugi wa thiongo but what your about to read is a love story, So i thought you need a hearting warming quote before we take a trip into Ritah Love Kaggwa's love story. She was eaten on her first visit to her New man's house.
Well, Joel Isabirye's Ex girlfriend, wife - What is Ritah Love Kaggwa to the legendary radio personality ? ( Google that )
Ritah Love Kaggwa is described as a renowned social media blogger, she is the female version of Frank Gashumba. huh ! Gashumba will sue me for comparing him to Ritah Love Kaggwa. The two have only a few things in common, they are both acid tongued and a few other similarities.
Yesterday, Ritah smeared some sugar on her fingers and wrote a sweet Love story of how she met her new boo.
In a lengthy thread written on her Social media in Luganda ( we hired a translator to understand her post), Ritah Kaggwa says, It is on this day that she met a Man who was stalking her in a shopping mall. " He was eavesdropping my conversation on phone and when he observed that I was speaking Luganda, the Man approached me and asked to be my friend " she adds.
Ritah observes that this man ,named HM in her post, was no different from any other pimp in her introductory moves. She wonders why all Man use the same pick up lines ( they read them on Google ritah, ask no more ).
" HM asked to be My friend and told me about his job Status, he told me he owns a Shop bragging that he sells trendy goodies." she explains
Ritah further states that they had a light chat with HM before they part ways after exchanging Phone Contacts. She however expresses her discontent over HM's endless calls
" He always rung my phote after every 30 minutes to ask if i was doing fine, which irritated me " she states
On asking why HM phoned her every other time, it is at this point that the Man opened up about her intentions to take there friendship a mile further. " I want us to be more than friends " he said to Ritah.
Fast forward, Parties followed, Coffee dinners et al. After peddling a romance for Some time, Hm discovered Ritah had lied about her name, She had been posing as Karen Morgan.
She says " HM played it cool, all he wanted was to love me, to make me his wife. "
BEATING THE RAT ( emesse )
" One evening , I visited HM at his crib - he me treated like a queen and prepared a Meal for me. We had a memorable moment, but then time came for me to leave , he asked me to stay longer so we could watch a Movie together which i didn't resist, things got intimate and we slowly started locking lips.......he excused himself saying he had bought me a special gift which he picked from the bedroom. I was taken aback when he returned with some sexy briefs and asked me to wear them, it hit me to the bottom because what i was about to do was to get my Clothes off " She writes
She adds that as she was dropping her Skirt, HM Planted a passionate kiss on her lips, they crawled to the bedroom and Switched off the Lights.
" I tell you what, I spent a night at HM's crib in his bedroom, 3days he introduced me to his parents , they approved our relationship and today we are Celebrating our first Anniversary " she concludes
