Wow! Rihanna Crazy Hot Sweaty and Covered Topless in Esquire -- [Hottest Pics]

Wow. Damn. And one more wow.

Ugandan's lust over anything beautiful ... and well, nekkid right?! I am, so I be feigning to be resisting the temptation of such a sweet body ... becaus my heart is literally racing faster than that of the guy in a red suit ... the flash ... but for some reason, my fingers were not typing that fast.

So, I don't care if you're a Rihanna luster such as myself or not, you have to admit this Bajan diva photographs are like just about none other. You throw in half-nekkid wardrobe, covered topless, and all kinds of water and oil spray downs, and this Rihanna picture set in the December edition of Esquire magazine is simply off the charts. I'm not sure who makes the charts, but if you do, please let them know they might need a bigger chart.

I've been fond of Rihanna since first we met in the virtual eyeballing era. That body on this sultry pop star, it's just an epically cut diamond in the heavenly rough. Those long taut legs and tight abs and beautiful boobtastic all wrapped in a preening, posing, exhibitionist unctuous shimmering form. It's just something to behold. And or hold if you ever should be so fortunate

Enjoy.