Its public secret that January is the most dreaded time of the year yet optimism reigns supreme.
Its a bitter sweet feeling. The month is welcomed triumphantly like Jesus in Jerusalem before the crucifixion at the cross of brokenness. January dies for your financial sins over the festive period. Here is a quick fix..
1. HIBERNATION
Keep away from the social scene. Take selfies while covering your face. Trust your debtors won't recognize you.
2. POLITRICKS
Get yourself a Go forward shirt or Yellow shirt. Keep away from the t-shirts worn by the poor youth fellows. No dress like the big men. By osmosis you might get rich.
4.SUIT AND TIE
Keep suits at the furthest part of the wardrobe. Instead go casual and carry newspapers, you will look more intelligent, rich and successful.
5. When beer thirsty drink water.
Trust me, you won't bear two rounds of mineral water which is healthy for your liver, lungs and wallet.
6. " I HAVE TRAVELLED"
Should anyone ask for your whereabouts, claim to have travelled. Save your pay day and let them know its the day you will be back.
7. Listen to funky radio stations like Galaxy FM. You will laugh your pain away.
Happy brokeness
